It's true I don't tolerate fools but then they don't tolerate me, so I am spiky. Maybe that's why I'm quite good at playing spiky elderly ladies.
Maggie Smith

Ladies and gentleman, I've suffered for my music, now it's your turn.
Neil Innes

Ladies and Gentleman, the Bronx is burning.
Howard Cosell

Ladies and gentlemen, I take office at a time in which the world is living in extreme contradictions.
Gustav Heinemann

Ladies and gentlemen, I wish I had better news for you but we are facing a storm that most of us have feared. This is a threat that we've never faced before.
Ray Nagin

Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!
George M. Cohan

Ladies and gentlemen, on the occasion of my election I received many letters from people representing all segments of the population and all professions, especially from the younger generation, linking my inauguration with great - far too great - expectations.
Gustav Heinemann

Ladies and gentlemen: There can be no greater investment in Alabama's future than an investment in education.
Bob Riley

Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime.
Johnny Olson

Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!
Johnny Olson

Ladies be seated, the party has only begun.
Johnny Olson

Ladies of Fashion starve their happiness to feed their vanity, and their love to feed their pride.
Charles Caleb Colton

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.
Herbert Beerbohm Tree

Little old ladies of both sexes. Why do I let them bother me?
John O'Hara

Men should stop treating feminists like ladies, and instead treat them like the men they say they want to be.
Phyllis Schlafly

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.
Richard Roeper

Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good.
Andy Griffith

Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.
Robert Anton Wilson

Not only did I get an A in music but I got an A in ladies.
R. Kelly

Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal.
Rush Limbaugh