If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Steven Wright

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
Steven Wright

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
Andy Warhol

If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There's nothing behind it.
Andy Warhol

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
Ogden Nash

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
Will Rogers

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
Will Rogers

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
Will Rogers

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
Will Rogers

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Will Rogers

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
Will Rogers

We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
William Shakespeare

We have no right to express an opinion until we know all of the answers.
Kurt Cobain

If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men's cottage princes' palaces.
William Shakespeare

Love is too young to know what conscience is.
William Shakespeare

False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
William Shakespeare

Go to you bosom: Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know.
William Shakespeare

'Tis better to bear the ills we have than fly to others that we know not of.
William Shakespeare

The only thing we know about the future is that it will be different.
Peter Drucker

Teaching is the only major occupation of man for which we have not yet developed tools that make an average person capable of competence and performance. In teaching we rely on the "naturals," the ones who somehow know how to teach.
Peter Drucker