I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper

I won't say that women belong in the kitchen, but they don't belong in the dugout.
Keith Hernandez

I'm a homebody, I'd rather be in the kitchen cooking than hanging out in a bar.
Milo Ventimiglia

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield

I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It's bad, I really need to take control.
Katie Holmes

I'm good in the kitchen. I can cook seafood, collard greens, black-eyed peas.
Monique Coleman

I'm in a loft and the kitchen is in the very center of the apartment. The whole place revolves around it.
Ted Allen

I'm very interested in my new kitchen equipment shop. I've started it with two friends.
Elizabeth David

I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
Ethel Merman

If Broadway shows charge preview prices while the cast is in dress rehearsal, why should restaurants charge full price when their dining room and kitchen staffs are still practicing?
Marian Burros

If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
Mitch Hedberg

If there is to be any hope of prosperity for this country it is by reversing that policy which made us simply the kitchen garden for supplying the British with cheap food.
Eamon de Valera

If you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen.
Terry Venables

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Harry S. Truman

If you want to fight a war on drugs, sit down at your own kitchen table and talk to your own children.
Barry McCaffrey

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.
Julia Child

In examining the potential of individuals, we must focus on their strengths and not just their mistakes. We cannot be limited by what they may have spilled in the kitchen.
William Pollard

In Goodfellas they have this one scene where the camera goes down some steps and walks through a kitchen into a restaurant and the critics were all over this as evidence of the genius of Scorsese and Scorsese is a genius.
Alex Cox

In our short walks we passed the kitchen where food was prepared for the nurses and doctors. There we got glimpses of melons and grapes and all kinds of fruits, beautiful white bread and nice meats, and the hungry feeling would be increased tenfold.
Nellie Bly

It's the sense of what family is at the dinner table. It was the joy of knowing mother was in the kitchen making our favorite dish. I wish more people would do this and recall the joy of life.
Paul Prudhomme