Kitchen Quotes

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
Phyllis Diller

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
Phyllis Diller

Business, Anger, Down

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield

Life, Age, Food

If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
Mitch Hedberg

Work, Sure, Kid

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Harry S. Truman

I have been in Sorrow's kitchen and licked out all the pots. Then I have stood on the peaky mountain wrapped in rainbows, with a harp and sword in my hands.
Zora Neale Hurston

Sorrow, Hands, Mountain

I liked the energy of cooking, the action, the camaraderie. I often compare the kitchen to sports and compare the chef to a coach. There are a lot of similarities to it.
Todd English

Sports, Energy, Often

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.
Charles Bukowski

Alone, Spiritual, Show

No chaos, no creation. Evidence: the kitchen at mealtime.
Mason Cooley

Chaos, Creation, Evidence

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Kin Hubbard

Days, Ruined, Turkey

Cleanliness is very important. If you let kids make a total mess in the kitchen and then leave, you're not really teaching them anything.
Emeril Lagasse

Important, Kids, Leave

The pressure on young chefs today is far greater than ever before in terms of social skills, marketing skills, cooking skills, personality and, more importantly, delivering on the plate. So you need to be strong. Physically fit. So my chefs get weighed every time they come into the kitchen.
Gordon Ramsay

Time, Today, Strong

Some of our most exquisite murders have been domestic, performed with tenderness in simple, homey places like the kitchen table.
Alfred Hitchcock

Simple, Places, Table

If you want to fight a war on drugs, sit down at your own kitchen table and talk to your own children.
Barry McCaffrey

War, Fight, Children

Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It's a fabulous smell.
Paula Deen

Good, Fact, Makes

What's a soup kitchen?
Paris Hilton

My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood - very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!
Paris Hilton

Childhood, Looks, Bit

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper

Said, Yes, Asked

There's a bond among a kitchen staff, I think. You spend more time with your chef in the kitchen than you do with your own family.
Gordon Ramsay

Family, Time, Chef

You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.
Adlai E. Stevenson

Beat, Table, Bottle

My favorite kitchen was the Japanese and the Italian kitchen.
Karl Lagerfeld

Favorite, Japanese, Italian

There is a peculiar burning odor in the room, like explosives. the kitchen fills with smoke and the hot, sweet, ashy smell of scorched cookies. The war has begun.
Alison Lurie

War, Sweet, Hot

I'm worried about that man or woman sitting around - the coffee table tonight or in their kitchen talking about how are we going to get to work. How are we going to have the dignity to take care of our family.
Rick Perry

Work, Family, Care

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.
Julia Child

Men, Underwear, Department

I can direct breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I take pride in my kitchen, but I'm not going to direct a movie.
Julia Roberts

Pride, Movie, Lunch

Some couture collections have everything including the kitchen sink! Everything gets thrown on to make it look expensive. I find it grotesque when clothes hit you in the face and there's no room for fault. But I don't expect to turn things around all by myself. I'm not a saint.
Alexander McQueen

Everything, Find, Around

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life.
Geoffrey Rush

Life, Chef, Fantasy

The kitchen's a laboratory, and everything that happens there has to do with science. It's biology, chemistry, physics. Yes, there's history. Yes, there's artistry. Yes, to all of that. But what happened there, what actually happens to the food is all science.
Alton Brown

History, Food, Science

I really didn't have an interest in being in the kitchen until after I was married, when I was 18. It didn't take me long to realize that Mama was not going to show up at my house every day and cook.
Paula Deen

Long, After, Show

We lived, until I was 12 or so, in communal apartment with five different families and the same kitchen, in two little - my brother and me and my parents. It was hell, but it was a common thing. My father was not general or admiral, but he was colonel. He was teaching in military academy military topography.
Mikhail Baryshnikov

Father, Parents, Different

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