When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
H. L. Mencken

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
Don Rickles

Who ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell, Or kiss the place to make it well? My mother.
Jane Taylor

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
Helen Rowland

Why watch someone kissing when people really close their eyes when they kiss?
John Hughes

With a kiss let us set out for an unknown world.
Alfred de Musset

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.
Remy de Gourmont

You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.
Will Estes

You know these love letters mix with whisky, just don't light a match when you kiss me.
Jon Bon Jovi

You know, who cares about seeing the girls when everybody wants to see the band. That's what's important, KISS is important. I think we look great, and the attitude is there, and I'm real happy with it.
Eric Carr

You know, with bands like Kiss back out on the road and Aerosmith coming out, we are going to be a band like that, in the sense that it's a big rock band.
Steve Brown

You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls.
Robert Browning