To be famous, in fact, one has only to kill one's landlady.
Albert Camus

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.
Lenny Bruce

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller

That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both ways.
Chuck Palahniuk

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
Chuck Palahniuk

It's not catastrophes, murders, deaths, diseases, that age and kill us; it's the way people look and laugh, and run up the steps of omnibuses.
Virginia Woolf

It is far harder to kill a phantom than a reality.
Virginia Woolf

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
Emo Philips

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.
Che Guevara

I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
Mike Tyson

When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
Mike Tyson

If human beings were shown what they're really like, they'd either kill one another as vermin, or hang themselves.
Aldous Huxley

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you.
Frank Sinatra

I live in sin, to kill myself I live; no longer my life my own, but sin's; my good is given to me by heaven, my evil by myself, by my free will, of which I am deprived.
Michelangelo

If I revealed all that has been made known to me, scarcely a man on this stand would stay with me." and "Brethren, if I were to tell you all I know of the kingdom of God, I do know that you would rise up and kill me.
Joseph Smith, Jr.

Because we believe that our ethnic group, our society, our political party, our God, is better than your God, we kill each other.
Neale Donald Walsch

Saddam Hussein didn't kill 3,100 people on Sept. 11. Osama bin Laden did, and as far as we know he's still alive.
William J. Clinton

Never wound a snake; kill it.
Harriet Tubman

Did I kill anyone?
Charles Manson

I can't dislike you, but I will say this to you: you haven't got long before you are all going to kill yourselves, because you are all crazy. And you can project it back at me, but I am only what lives inside each and every one of you.
Charles Manson