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| Fred Allen |
We are living in the machine...
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| Mose Allison |
There's a few tunes of mine...
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| David Antin |
I reserve the right to tell...
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| Saint Thomas Aquinas |
It is requisite for the...
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| Sergio Aragones |
I have 40 years of unpublished...
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| Desi Arnaz |
One of my biggest problems...
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| Samantha Bee |
I never believe them when they...
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| Stella Benson |
Family jokes, though rightly cursed...
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| Sandra Bernhard |
I don't consider myself a...
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| Simon Le Bon |
I think repeating yourself is...
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| Heywood Broun |
The most casual examination will...
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| Jackson Browne |
Musician jokes are a kind of...
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| Dick Bruna |
When I make a book, I...
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| Glen Campbell |
I guess I'm like Roger Miller...
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| Duane G. Carey |
One of the jokes on our...
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| Drew Carey |
I don't care if my jokes...
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| Nick Clooney |
Perhaps our Irish friends should...
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| Robert Collier |
Our subconscious minds have no...
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| Rob Corddry |
Sometimes we have to actually...
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| David Cross |
You can't just yell jokes at...
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| David Cross |
In New York there isn't that...
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| Evan Dando |
When there are no women on...
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| Frank Dane |
In polite society one laughs...
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| Adrian Edmondson |
The most fun I ever have...
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| Bob Edwards |
If you want anything done well...
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| George Eliot |
Different taste in jokes is a...
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| George Eliot |
A difference of taste in jokes...
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| Hector Elizondo |
You can trust a Neil Simon...
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| Mike Epps |
They have what you call a...
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| Mike Epps |
Everybody that's living in this...
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| Bobby Farrelly |
Well, there are conjoined twins...
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| Corey Feldman |
The people that become the...
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| Sherilyn Fenn |
I don't think I could ever...
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| Jim Fowler |
Johnny Carson started the jokes...
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| Robert Frost |
Forgive, O Lord, my little...
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| Neil Gaiman |
There's a glorious sense of...
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| Brad Garrett |
My whole life, I've been...
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| Larry Gelbart |
Most jokes state a bitter...
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| Sarah Michelle Gellar |
I'm from New York, I make...
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| Boy George |
I try to exist in a...
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| Robert Goulet |
I can tell jokes. I can...
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| Kathy Griffin |
I have friends who are going...
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| Matt Groening |
I love the idea that we...
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| Cathy Guisewite |
My dog was with me all...
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| Steve Harvey |
I don't want to be 60...
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| Mitch Hedberg |
All these jokes have been pre...
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| Mitch Hedberg |
I like to hold the microphone...
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| Dan Hicks |
I guess my idea of a...
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| James Humes |
I don't like jokes in speeches...
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| Eugene Ionesco |
A civil servant doesn't make...
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| Washington Irving |
Honest good humor is the oil...
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| Tahar Ben Jelloun |
I love life in spite of...
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| Ian St. John |
I don't want to see people...
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| Graham Kennedy |
When my mother died, I had...
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| Margot Kidder |
The thing about all good...
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| Sam Kinison |
I guess they're tough jokes...
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| Neil LaBute |
I think the more the actor...
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| Bernhard Langer |
I crack jokes and play games...
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| Sanaa Lathan |
People make jokes about how...
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| David Lean |
Don't make jokes about food.
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| David Letterman |
I know these jokes aren't...
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| David Letterman |
The White House is giving...
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| Mary T. Lincoln |
If you keep making jokes like...
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| Seth MacFarlane |
Some of those more out-there...
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| Seth MacFarlane |
When you are in a room...
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| Margaret Mahy |
Writing for young children I...
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| Barry Manilow |
I feel that after all those...
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| Armistead Maupin |
I've included these little jokes...
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| Craig McCracken |
The storyboard artists job is...
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| Marshall McLuhan |
Jokes are grievances.
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| George Mikes |
Jokes are better than war...
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| Marilyn Monroe |
I don't mind making jokes, but...
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| Dylan Moran |
You achieve the surreal jokes...
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| Malcolm Muggeridge |
It was a somber place, haunted...
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| Frank Muir |
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are...
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| Frank Muir |
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are...
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| Judd Nelson |
Almost anything makes me laugh...
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| Donald O'Connor |
Remember, if you do the same...
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| David Ogilvy |
The best ideas come as jokes...
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| Dolly Parton |
I'm not offended by all the...
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| Dolly Parton |
I'm not offended by dumb...
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| Dolly Parton |
People make jokes about my...
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| Simon Pegg |
The main jokes in this film...
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| Emo Philips |
My jokes are in my head...
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| Parker Posey |
But it's fun to be something...
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| Mo Rocca |
It's much easier to make jokes...
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| Will Rogers |
I don't make jokes. I just...
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| Will Rogers |
I don't know jokes; I just...
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| Mark Russell |
I do jokes about what's funny...
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| Jennifer Saunders |
We were watching the first...
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| Yahoo Serious |
All the jokes in my films...
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| Martin Short |
Sometimes people get passionate about...
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| Nikki Sixx |
If you were on the phone...
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| Allan Sloan |
I grew up in an environment...
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| Kevin Sorbo |
This is our lance. See, you're...
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| Aries Spears |
Because it's uncensored cable, I...
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| Laurence Sterne |
For every ten jokes you...
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| Laurence Sterne |
For every ten jokes, thou hast...
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| Madeleine Stowe |
My driver Kellie Frost and I...
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| Julia Sweeney |
I'm not a standup. I don't...
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| Wanda Sykes |
It wasn't until I became more...
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| Carrot Top |
My way of fitting in was...
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| Rob Walton |
Comedy, at least the way I...
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| Shawn Wayans |
A lot of the jokes had...
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| Keenen Ivory Wayans |
It's the teenage and university...
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| Ron White |
You know, my first album, some...
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| Carey Williams |
Times change. The farmer's daughter...
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| Ludwig Wittgenstein |
A serious and good philosophical...
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| Bob Woodward |
I recently did the David...
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| Tina Yothers |
Everyone for the most part is...
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