A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
Eugene Ionesco

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.
Zac Efron

A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character.
Shawn Wayans

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein

All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.
Yahoo Serious

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.
Judd Nelson

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.
Aries Spears

But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake.
Parker Posey

Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes.
Rob Walton

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot

Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.
Mike Epps

Everyone for the most part is really nice. There have always been jokes, but that's part of being in the spotlight. You can't make everyone completely happy.
Tina Yothers

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson

For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
Washington Irving

I can tell jokes. I can talk to the audience. I can relax. I can change my songs whenever I want. I can change the tempos. I can change the mood, because I'm in charge.
Robert Goulet