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Fred Allen We are living in the machine...
Mose Allison There's a few tunes of mine...
David Antin I reserve the right to tell...
Saint Thomas Aquinas It is requisite for the...
Sergio Aragones I have 40 years of unpublished...
Desi Arnaz One of my biggest problems...
Samantha Bee I never believe them when they...
Stella Benson Family jokes, though rightly cursed...
Sandra Bernhard I don't consider myself a...
Simon Le Bon I think repeating yourself is...
Heywood Broun The most casual examination will...
Jackson Browne Musician jokes are a kind of...
Dick Bruna When I make a book, I...
Glen Campbell I guess I'm like Roger Miller...
Duane G. Carey One of the jokes on our...
Drew Carey I don't care if my jokes...
Nick Clooney Perhaps our Irish friends should...
Robert Collier Our subconscious minds have no...
Rob Corddry Sometimes we have to actually...
David Cross You can't just yell jokes at...
David Cross In New York there isn't that...
Evan Dando When there are no women on...
Frank Dane In polite society one laughs...
Adrian Edmondson The most fun I ever have...
Bob Edwards If you want anything done well...
George Eliot Different taste in jokes is a...
George Eliot A difference of taste in jokes...
Hector Elizondo You can trust a Neil Simon...
Mike Epps They have what you call a...
Mike Epps Everybody that's living in this...
Bobby Farrelly Well, there are conjoined twins...
Corey Feldman The people that become the...
Sherilyn Fenn I don't think I could ever...
Jim Fowler Johnny Carson started the jokes...
Robert Frost Forgive, O Lord, my little...
Neil Gaiman There's a glorious sense of...
Brad Garrett My whole life, I've been...
Larry Gelbart Most jokes state a bitter...
Sarah Michelle Gellar I'm from New York, I make...
Boy George I try to exist in a...
Robert Goulet I can tell jokes. I can...
Kathy Griffin I have friends who are going...
Matt Groening I love the idea that we...
Cathy Guisewite My dog was with me all...
Steve Harvey I don't want to be 60...
Mitch Hedberg All these jokes have been pre...
Mitch Hedberg I like to hold the microphone...
Dan Hicks I guess my idea of a...
James Humes I don't like jokes in speeches...
Eugene Ionesco A civil servant doesn't make...
Washington Irving Honest good humor is the oil...
Tahar Ben Jelloun I love life in spite of...
Ian St. John I don't want to see people...
Graham Kennedy When my mother died, I had...
Margot Kidder The thing about all good...
Sam Kinison I guess they're tough jokes...
Neil LaBute I think the more the actor...
Bernhard Langer I crack jokes and play games...
Sanaa Lathan People make jokes about how...
David Lean Don't make jokes about food.
David Letterman I know these jokes aren't...
David Letterman The White House is giving...
Mary T. Lincoln If you keep making jokes like...
Seth MacFarlane Some of those more out-there...
Seth MacFarlane When you are in a room...
Margaret Mahy Writing for young children I...
Barry Manilow I feel that after all those...
Armistead Maupin I've included these little jokes...
Craig McCracken The storyboard artists job is...
Marshall McLuhan Jokes are grievances.
George Mikes Jokes are better than war...
Marilyn Monroe I don't mind making jokes, but...
Dylan Moran You achieve the surreal jokes...
Malcolm Muggeridge It was a somber place, haunted...
Frank Muir Wit is a weapon. Jokes are...
Frank Muir Wit is a weapon. Jokes are...
Judd Nelson Almost anything makes me laugh...
Donald O'Connor Remember, if you do the same...
David Ogilvy The best ideas come as jokes...
Dolly Parton I'm not offended by all the...
Dolly Parton I'm not offended by dumb...
Dolly Parton People make jokes about my...
Simon Pegg The main jokes in this film...
Emo Philips My jokes are in my head...
Parker Posey But it's fun to be something...
Mo Rocca It's much easier to make jokes...
Will Rogers I don't make jokes. I just...
Will Rogers I don't know jokes; I just...
Mark Russell I do jokes about what's funny...
Jennifer Saunders We were watching the first...
Yahoo Serious All the jokes in my films...
Martin Short Sometimes people get passionate about...
Nikki Sixx If you were on the phone...
Allan Sloan I grew up in an environment...
Kevin Sorbo This is our lance. See, you're...
Aries Spears Because it's uncensored cable, I...
Laurence Sterne For every ten jokes you...
Laurence Sterne For every ten jokes, thou hast...
Madeleine Stowe My driver Kellie Frost and I...
Julia Sweeney I'm not a standup. I don't...
Wanda Sykes It wasn't until I became more...
Carrot Top My way of fitting in was...
Rob Walton Comedy, at least the way I...
Shawn Wayans A lot of the jokes had...
Keenen Ivory Wayans It's the teenage and university...
Ron White You know, my first album, some...
Carey Williams Times change. The farmer's daughter...
Ludwig Wittgenstein A serious and good philosophical...
Bob Woodward I recently did the David...
Tina Yothers Everyone for the most part is...



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