When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
Robin Williams

When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.
Bill Bryson

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Mitch Hedberg

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
Ambrose Bierce

Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway.
Nora Dunn

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.
Robert Louis Stevenson

You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else.
Robert Louis Stevenson

You have to struggle a bit, hustle a little, and be willing to go bankrupt. Once you're willing to do that, everything opens up and you get the freedom. My joke is that next year, I'll make the first film that costs zero dollars.
Nick Nolte

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.
Mark Russell

You learn to kid around and joke and not take things too seriously because somehow its all gonna work out for the best - or you're gonna make it work out.
Jack Youngblood

You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!.
Rob Zombie

You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it's an emotional scene, you don't want the joke.
Marcia Gay Harden

You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
Harper Lee