Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Bette Davis

So, whenever Scooter was the Pilot, he never had a chance to fly the orbiter. So, the joke is: I'm going to have a chance to fly it first and hand it over to him.
Duane G. Carey

Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.
William Hazlitt

Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it.
Merrill Markoe

Some people, they just don't get a joke.
Glenn Frey

Sometimes I wonder why God ever trusts talent in the hands of women, they usually make such an infernal mess of it. I think He must do it as a sort of ghastly joke.
Willa Cather

Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah.
Hanoi Hannah

Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
T. S. Eliot

That was really so upsetting when you are trying to pass on some very serious knowledge and be basically, treated worse than a student coming off the street because his father pays the tuition. Come on. Give me a break. This is no school. This is a joke.
Miroslav Vitous

That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!
Alan Vega

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
George Orwell

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
H. G. Wells

The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down.
Manfred von Richthofen

The girl-next-door image is a sort of joke; for years, I couldn't get any roles other than as somebody dark.
Felicity Kendal

The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle

The insular arrogance of the English character is a commonplace joke.
Goldwin Smith

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Oliver Herford

The joke I wanted to put into one of the promos for this new season, was to have a guy come up to me and say, Hey! Tony! I love your show, I've watched you every night since you started! And then I'd say, Ah! You're the one!
Tony Danza

The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.
Ron Reagan

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
Mark McKinney