I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
David Cross

I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.
Sophia Bush

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.
Mitch Hedberg

I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke.
Jenifer Lewis

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
Don Adams

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.
Jason Biggs

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
Wanda Sykes

If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke.
Shawn Wayans

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright

If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
Jimmy Nail

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Richard Russo

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.
Tony Randall

In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there.
Bill Murray

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.
Lynda Barry

It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage.
Sophia Bush

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.
Brendan Behan

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
Max Eastman

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

It seems to me that humour is everybody's way of keeping sane and standing off from the situations so that they can see it intellectually, as well as emotionally, and I don't know whether you've noticed, but if somebody tells a joke, it's nearly always a mini fantasy.
Diana Wynne Jones

It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget