I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Groucho Marx

I have always believed that opera is a planet where the muses work together, join hands and celebrate all the arts.
Franco Zeffirelli

I have just come out of an electoral experience with the people of my country in which I invited them to join me in a partnership for governance.
Perry Christie

I hope lots of people will join the solidarity march on May 7th and I hope things will change.
Anne Campbell

I learned the songs and played the gigs, and then they called me about a month later. They told me they were like super stoked on me and asked me to join their band.
Travis Barker

I left Scotland when I was 16 because I had no qualifications for anything but to join the Navy, having left school at 13.
Sean Connery

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Scott Adams

I think if you play music and you join a scene you're already too late.
Joshua Homme

I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.
John Candy

I want to take this opportunity to acknowledge that our foreign friends are welcome to join in our endeavor to develop the resources of our country.
Olusegun Obasanjo

I wanted to be a columnist so badly that I took a huge pay cut to leave Forbes, which wouldn't give me a column, and join Newsday, which wanted my column for its Sunday business section.
Allan Sloan

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.
Jay London

I was a new devotee of Eastern mysticism and even though I did not join that particular group, I could well have done. They seemed a bit extreme but I regarded myself as not quite ready.
Mary Garden

I was invited to join the newly established Central Chemical Research Institute of the Hungarian Academy of Sciences in 1954 and was able to establish a small research group in organic chemistry, housed in temporary laboratories of an industrial research institute.
George Andrew Olah

I was never a Boy Scout, but oh, I wanted to be one when I was a kid about ten or eleven years old. But there wasn't anyplace where I could ever join the Boy Scouts.
Carl Barks

I was playing with the Aquabats, and then I quit to join a band called Suicide Machine in Detroit.
Travis Barker

I was studying to be an architect, I wasn't plotting to join the movies. Films were just another career option. I took acting up with the same schoolgirl enthusiasm I had for examinations. Acting is a job and I take it very seriously.
Aishwarya Rai

I was the first guy to join the band with Hendrix.
Noel Redding

I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Mick Miller