I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Jonathan Swift

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
Bette Midler

I write lustily and humorously. It isn't calculated; it's the way I think. I've invented a writing style that expresses who I am.
Erica Jong

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.
Lech Walesa

I've never quite understood why people marry; marriage is just an invented structure.
Julie Christie

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.
Bern Williams

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Dan Quayle

If God had meant Harvard professors to appear in People magazine, She wouldn't have invented The New York Review of Books.
Anna Quindlen

If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them.
Loni Anderson

If there were no poetry on any day in the world, poetry would be invented that day. For there would be an intolerable hunger.
Muriel Rukeyser

In 1905 Albert discovered Relativity, in 1906 he invented Rock and Roll.
Yahoo Serious

In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
Luis Bunuel

In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
Edward Everett Hale

In the old days when people invented a new function they had something useful in mind.
Henri Poincare

Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Inspiration is a farce that poets have invented to give themselves importance.
Jean Anouilh

It could be that the methods needed to take the next step may simply be beyond present day mathematics. Perhaps the methods I needed to complete the proof would not be invented for a hundred years.
Andrew Wiles

It doesn't really feel like it's got anything to do with me. I mean, I know I wrote it, and all that and invented the characters and made it up, but it's Mike's film, so doing the press and stuff, it feels a little bit inauthentic. I was just one component of it.
Patrick Marber

It is quite annoying that we have to change the sound we invented just to avoid sounding like people who simply copy us, but... it is flattering and of course challenging.
Jonathan Davis

It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.
Andy Warhol