I don't really believe in the Devil, but if the Devil is the Father of Lies, then he certainly invented the Internet.
Ken MacLeod

I don't think I really invented anybody. I have drawn on real life.
Arthur Hailey

I don't want it to be all that self-conscious or artificial, but it really grows out of my having invented myself as a listener so that I could hear her voice.
Russell Banks

I have invented the Thermometer style.
Josef Albers

I have loved but one flag and I can not share that devotion and give affection to the mongrel banner invented for the League of Nations.
Henry Cabot Lodge

I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular, the most practical, the most relaxed and nonchalant. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.
Yves Saint Laurent

I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I'd invented it, because it is very true.
Audrey Hepburn

I invented 'It's a good thing' before you were even born.
Martha Stewart

I invented animals and birds - I had about two dozen. After working on them for six months, I sat down and just for fun wrote two dozen poems to accompany the drawings. It was for no one to every see, but a friend sent me in to an editor.
Jack Prelutsky

I invented my life by taking for granted that everything I did not like would have an opposite, which I would like.
Coco Chanel

I invented the cordless extension cord.
Steven Wright

I invented the psychological histories and the relationship between Jack and Susan Stanton. I didn't know anything about the Clintons. I don't know more about the Clintons' marriage than you do.
Joe Klein

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented.
R. Buckminster Fuller

I never fantasized or invented a thing, not one thing. I knew every single thing I ever wrote about.
Marguerite Young

I think there's great potential for autonomy, but we have to remember that we live in a world where people may have free will but have not invented their circumstances.
Thomas Frank

I thought I was going to be a filmmaker but at the same time I was an intellectual and I felt that I could make a contribution to some field, as yet, not invented.
Ted Nelson

I took thought, and invented what I conceived to be the appropriate title of 'agnostic'.
Thomas Huxley

I was the shyest human ever invented, but I had a lion inside me that wouldn't shut up!
Ingrid Bergman

I will always find even the worst paintings that attempt some kind of representation better than the best invented paintings.
Balthus

I wish I had invented blue jeans. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.
Yves Saint Laurent