Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.
Henry Miller

Diplomats were invented simply to waste time.
David Lloyd George

Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon.
Allan Sherman

Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it!
John Ciardi

Every perfect life is a parable invented by God.
Simone Weil

Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez

God invented concubinage, satan marriage.
Francis Picabia

God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.
Ralph Steadman

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
Pablo Picasso

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Edith Sitwell

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.
Molly Ivins

He invented this idea of telling the life story of a great writer through becoming his characters and becoming him. It was such a pleasure and I thought we must find another writer.
Simon Callow

He told me I didn't understand, that we were from the bleak industrial wastes of North England, or something, and that we didn't understand the Internet. I told him Fall fans invented the Internet. They were on there in 1982.
Mark E. Smith

He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato

Henry is entirely invented though by now I feel he's as real as anyone I know.
Sue Grafton

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
Christopher Morley

His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it for a few hours.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill.
Thomas A. Edison

I am the primitive of the method I have invented.
Paul Cezanne

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.
Marilyn Monroe