Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light.
Helen Keller

I walk on untrodden ground. There is scarcely any part of my conduct which may not hereafter be drawn into precedent.
George Washington

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun.
Pablo Picasso

Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money.
Walt Disney

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
Steven Wright

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
Steven Wright

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Will Rogers

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Will Rogers

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
W. C. Fields

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.
William Shakespeare

But O, how bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes.
William Shakespeare

We cannot conceive of matter being formed of nothing, since things require a seed to start from... Therefore there is not anything which returns to nothing, but all things return dissolved into their elements.
William Shakespeare

If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not, speak then unto me.
William Shakespeare

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
Peter Drucker

Only free men can negotiate; prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom and mine cannot be separated.
Nelson Mandela

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape.
Robert Frost