The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.
Bill Gates

The new information technology... Internet and e-mail... have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications.
Peter Drucker

I was afraid of the internet... because I couldn't type.
Jack Welch

The Internet is the Viagra of big business.
Jack Welch

Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.
Dennis Miller

The most important ways in which I think the Internet will affect the big issue is that it will make it more difficult for government to collect taxes.
Milton Friedman

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
Dave Barry

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
Dave Barry

We believe that within five years, 96 percent of British consumers will have access to the Internet, whether it be through a personal computer, a set-top box or a mobile phone.
Richard Branson

I found out through the Internet that I have AIDS. I learned that I was dead. Where else would I find these things?
Layne Staley

The left and the right live in parallel universes. The right listens to talk radio, the left's on the Internet and they just reinforce one another. They have no sense of reality. I have now one ambition: to retire before it becomes essential to tweet.
Barney Frank

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.
Jon Stewart

Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world.
Jimmy Carter

I am hoping, though, that many of them have kids, who, when they have a moment to take a break from their iPods, Internet, or Google, will explain to their parents running the country just how the world is being flattened.
Thomas Friedman

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Dan Quayle

The internet is a great way to get on the net.
Bob Dole

We judge on the basis of what somebody looks like, skin color, whether we think they're beautiful or not. That space on the Internet allows you to converse with somebody with none of those things involved.
Bell Hooks

The Internet provides a delivery system for pathological states of mind.
Phillip Adams

I read on the Internet that I was dead.
Fiona Apple

My wife and I had decided not to let anybody take pictures of our home because it was just the last place on earth we had that was unscathed. But people have climbed over the fence; they've taken aerial shots. They've gotten my address and put it on the Internet.
Steven Tyler