Income Tax Quotes

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Albert Einstein

Understand, Tax, Income

I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes.
Barack Obama

Family, Making, Year

When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.
Plato

Same, Less, Tax

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Will Rogers

Liars, Made, Golf

1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS.
Ron Paul

Good, Year, Tax

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.
Barry Goldwater

Government, Single, Act

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Noel Coward

Age, Nothing, Old

I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection with income tax policies.
William F. Buckley, Jr.

Everyone, Word, Fair

And what's interesting, and I don't think a lot of Americans understand this fact, is that, one, most new jobs are created by small businesses; two, most small businesses pay tax at the individual income tax, or many small businesses pay tax there.
George W. Bush

Two, Small, Understand

The income tax is a twentieth-century socialist experiment that has failed. Before the income tax was imposed on us just 80 years ago, government had no claim to our income. Only sales, excise, and tariff taxes were allowed.
Alan Keyes

Government, Before, Tax

Conventional wisdom on government's role in inequality often has it backwards. Tax reforms have resulted in a more progressive federal income tax; government transfer payments have become less progressive.
Paul Ryan

Government, Wisdom, Become

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
Milton Berle

Tax, Says, Income

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Arthur C. Clarke

Best, Honesty, Tax

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
Fred Allen

Lose, Either, Tax

You know, gentlemen, that I do not owe any personal income tax. But nevertheless, I send a small check, now and then, to the Internal Revenue Service out of the kindness of my heart.
David Rockefeller

Kindness, Heart, Small

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
Mike Royko

Cheating, American, Mothers

In the 1880s, people all over the world looked to America for inspiration. Its very existence was proof that it was possible to have a relatively free and peaceful country. No income tax, no foreign wars, no welfare state, no intrusions on civil liberties.
Harry Browne

Country, America, Free

I think we ought to ban earmarks. I think we ought to give citizens the opportunity to designate up to 10 percent of their federal income tax toward debt reduction. If we did that, we would reduce our debt by $95 billion a year.
Carly Fiorina

Give, Year, Debt

No one making less than $250,000 under Barack Obama's plan will see one single penny of their tax raised, whether it's their capital gains tax, their income tax, investment tax, any tax.
Joe Biden

Single, Making, Less

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
Thomas R. Dewar

Hurts, Tax, Pay

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
Tom Lehrer

Put, Away, Wanted

I found that I was getting a warm reception for my message of freeing you from the income tax, releasing you from Social Security, ending the insane war on drugs, restoring gun rights, and reducing the federal government to just its constitutional functions.
Harry Browne

War, Government, Gun

I am such a strong admirer and supporter of George W. Bush that if he suggested eliminating the income tax or doubling it, I would vote yes on first blush.
Jerry Falwell

Strong, Vote, Tax

I like to say I'm more conservative than Goldwater. He just wanted to turn the clock back to when there was no income tax.
Pete Seeger

Wanted, Turn, Tax

We're going to look awfully stupid if we give income tax relief to people who do not pay income taxes.
Joe Scarborough

Stupid, Give, Tax

According to our Christian ethics, we're supposed to love God, love each other and help take care of the poor. It is immoral to charge somebody making $5,000 an income tax.
Bob Riley

Love, God, Care

Here's the truth. The proposed top rate of income tax is not 50 per cent. It is 50 per cent plus 1.5 per cent national insurance paid by employees plus 13.3 per cent paid by employers. That's not 50 per cent. Two years from now, Britain will have the highest tax rate on earned income of any developed country.
Andrew Lloyd Webber

Truth, Country, Two

Yet, individuals and corporations in Puerto Rico pay no federal income tax.
Dick Thornburgh

Tax, Pay, Income

A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it was something to do between leaving school and getting married. And I've got to pay for that being an income tax payer.
Jeffrey Bernard

School, Girl, Leaving

The world is likely to view any temporary extension of the income tax cuts for the top two percent as a prelude to a long-term or permanent extension, and that would hurt economic recovery as well by undermining confidence that we're prepared to make a commitment today to bring down our future deficits.
Timothy Geithner

Future, Hurt, Today

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