I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.
Rube Goldberg

I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius.
Leo Szilard

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.
Neil Cavuto

If I was going to be broke I decided I might as well be with actors as anyone else. They were cheerful idiots and seemed to take it better.
Peter Finch

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive.
Dustin Diamond

It was quite a shot in the head to do the album and then have it shot down by nonmusical idiots.
Dan Fogelberg

Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?
Martin Farquhar Tupper

Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.
Gustave Flaubert

One of the problems the internet has introduced is that in this electronic village, all the village idiots have internet access.
Peter Nelson

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.
Brigitte Bardot

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.
David Ogilvy

Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

People are surprised to find out that an awful lot of people think that they're idiots.
Eric Schmidt

So I don't think I'm gonna pull my head into my shell just because a bunch of people start acting like idiots.
Todd Rundgren

Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.
Rob Schneider

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
Rebecca West

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.
Randy Cross

There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.
Otto von Bismarck

To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.
Bruce McCulloch