Idiots Quotes

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain

God, School, Place

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.
Johnny Depp

Women, Men, Power

Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Men, Passion, Makes

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.
David Ogilvy

Business, Try, Using

Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!
Arthur Schopenhauer

Money, Win, Thoughts

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
George Jean Nathan

Beauty, Men, Sad

For passion, be it observed, brings insight with it; it can give a sort of intelligence to simpletons, fools, and idiots, especially during youth.
Honore de Balzac

Passion, Give, Youth

From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.
Mikhail Bakunin

Men, Equality, Two

Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.
Gustave Flaubert

Nothing, Succeed, Failed

I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots.
Muammar al-Gaddafi

Cannot, State, Either

More idiots should just shut their mouths.
Chris Martin

There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.
Otto von Bismarck

Children, America, United

I'm all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius.
Leo Szilard

Good, Someone, Two

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.
Brigitte Bardot

Change, Minds, Refuse

I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots.
Brigitte Bardot

Correct, Greatly

Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.
Ann Coulter

America, Matter, Against

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
Rebecca West

Women, Men, Between

Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.
Karl Kraus

Education, Wise, Foolish

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.
Ted Nugent

Family, Great, Hate

I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write.
Larry David

I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I'm not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time to time, but when people say stupid things, it stresses me out.
Joshua Jackson

Time, Hate, Stupid

People are surprised to find out that an awful lot of people think that they're idiots.
Eric Schmidt

Find, Surprised, Awful

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.
Elayne Boosler

Good, Thankful, Hard

And it's a human need to be told stories. The more we're governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more we need to tell stories to each other about who we are, why we are, where we come from, and what might be possible.
Alan Rickman

Human, Control, Why

By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy.
Jason Bateman

Great, Smart, Gay

A lot of movies treat kids like idiots.
Anna Chlumsky

Movies, Treat, Kids

I never invite idiots to my house.
Elizabeth Montagu

I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.
Rube Goldberg

Happy, Depression, Anybody

I'm fed up with the idiots... the ever-widening gap between people who know how to make movies and the people who green-light the movies.
Sean Connery

Movies, Between, Fed

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.
Trey Parker

Smart, Children, Tell

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