The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
Sid Caesar

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Jay Leno

The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again.
Tia Carrere

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
Dave Barry

The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'
Jensen Ackles

There is no mistaking the dismay on the face of a writer who has just heard that his brain child is a deformed idiot.
L. Sprague de Camp

There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.
William Hazlitt

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Scott Adams

They could have been nice to me instead of treating me like an idiot.
Norma McCorvey

To generalize is to be an idiot.
William Blake

Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.
Lucy Lawless

We have no higher life that is really apart from other people. It is by imagining them that our personality is built up; to be without the power of imagining them is to be a low-grade idiot.
Charles Horton Cooley

What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.
William Blake

When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.
Joan Van Ark

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
Cynthia Heimel

Wonder, connected with a principle of rational curiosity, is the source of all knowledge and discover, and it is a principle even of piety; but wonder which ends in wonder, and is satisfied with wonder, is the quality of an idiot.
Samuel Horsley

You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot.
Kim Stanley Robinson

You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just jump into things. I'm sort of a fearless idiot that way.
Nia Vardalos

You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's this idiot.
Al Jourgensen