Idiot Quotes

I am not an idiot, and I'm not a Pollyanna sort of kumbaya type.
Dan Savage

Type, Pollyanna

There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film.
Seann William Scott

Film, Makeup, Cover

Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.
Adam Duritz

Life, Down, Sometimes

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.
Jimmy Fallon

Keep, Reason, Stars

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
Karl Pilkington

Bush is very clever. When the debate should have been about the deterioration of our cities and the lack of action by government, he sent in his idiot to make an outrageous statement about Murphy Brown.
Tim Robbins

Government, Action, Clever

Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed.
Carl Hiaasen

Greed, Put, Talking

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
Ronnie Corbett

Anyone, Anybody, Noticed

I do an hour's yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, potbellied idiot - and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!
Chris Martin

Thought, Picture, Running

So long as readers keep reading and my publishers keep publishing, I plan to keep on writing. I'd have to be an idiot to be burnt-out in this job.
Lee Child

Job, Long, Writing

Once you declare your loyalty to a team, every person who doesn't support that team, it's their job to ruin you, to tell you you're an idiot and to tell you that you made the wrong choice.
Mark Hoppus

Loyalty, Job, Person

I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I'm just an idiot.
Marlon Wayans

Smart, School, Made

Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.
Peter Lynch

Business, Run, Later

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot.
Anthony Bourdain

I think half the time I just assume I don't really know what I'm doing - you have to do that to a certain extent, but you don't have to think you're an idiot savant.
Emily Mortimer

Time, Half, Assume

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
Ozzy Osbourne

Stupid, Dead, Stuff

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.
Ray Romano

Friend, Old, Immature

Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.
Leo Durocher

Good, Loser, Show

People need to focus on bigger issues instead of whether George Bush is an idiot or not.
Colin Greenwood

Focus, Whether, Issues

It makes sense that we came up with our public school system during the Industrial Revolution because it's like everybody is a factory worker, eating their terrible food and going back to the room where you're silent and listening to an idiot. That's an epitomizing idea, getting called 'Nothing' for your whole high school experience.
Ezra Miller

Food, Experience, School

I'm just saying if you want to reach large audiences, then rely on professionals, meaning people who are in the industry and are trained for it, rather than just idiot savants.
Barry Diller

Saying, Rather, Meaning

Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.
Teri Garr

May, Someday, Cure

I went out with this boy on the proviso that he didn't tell anybody we were together. The idiot didn't keep his mouth shut. I dumped him. I never went out with a boy from school again.
Rachel Hunter

School, Together, Him

'God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to.
Johann Most

God, Nothing, Book

I wrote a query letter to an editor - a friend of a friend. The editor called me an idiot, told me never to contact an editor directly, and then recommended three literary agents he had worked with before. Laurie Fox was one of them, and I've never looked back.
Daniel H. Wilson

Friend, Before, Three

Jonny doesn't want to do TV interviews because he thinks that he comes across as an idiot.
Colin Greenwood

Thinks, Tv, Interviews

I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying, I had to go off sobbing like an idiot.
Candice Bergen

Today, Together, Off

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?
Michael Moore

War, Around, Reason

The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again.
Tia Carrere

Made, Another, Again

I'm an idiot.
Tim Duncan

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