If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.
Frederic William Farrar

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
Johannes Sebastian Bach

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot.
Martin van Creveld

If you think you know everything and think you've done everything, I know you're an idiot.
John C. Shepard

Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years.
Margaret Cavendish

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
Janeane Garofalo

Jonny doesn't want to do TV interviews because he thinks that he comes across as an idiot.
Colin Greenwood

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
William Shakespeare

Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.
Charlie Chaplin

Oh, if I had been loved at the age of seventeen, what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox: if you catch it too soon, it can completely ruin your constitution.
Gustave Flaubert

Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.
Nicole Sullivan

People need to focus on bigger issues instead of whether George Bush is an idiot or not.
Colin Greenwood

People who got on their feet and freaked about were called idiot dancers. and nobody wants to be called an idiot dancer. But the whole idea of rock and roll is to get people off their arses - that's what it's about.
Steve Marriott

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain

Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.
Leo Durocher

Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.
Teri Garr

Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.
Adam Duritz

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Mark Twain

Technique! The very word is like a shriek of outraged Art. It is the idiot name given to effort by those who are too weak, too weary, or too dull to play the game. The mighty have no theory of technique.
Leonard Bacon

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
Salvador Dali