The opportunity for doing mischief is found a hundred times a day, and of doing good once in a year.
Voltaire

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George Burns

The first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner

Where one man reads the Bible, a hundred read you and me.
Dwight L. Moody

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Woody Allen

A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

The advice of the elders to young men is very apt to be as unreal as a list of the hundred best books.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man of eighty has outlived probably three new schools of painting, two of architecture and poetry and a hundred in dress.
Lord Byron

I would go to the deeps a hundred times to cheer a downcast spirit. It is good for me to have been afflicted, that I might know how to speak a word in season to one that is weary.
Charles Spurgeon

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.
Rumi

If we had in this room a hundred teachers, good teachers from good schools, and asked them to define the word education, there would be very little general agreement.
William Glasser

We can pay teachers a hundred thousand dollars a year, and we'll do nothing to improve our schools as long as we keep the A, B, C, D, F grading system.
William Glasser

It takes a big idea to attract the attention of consumers and get them to buy your product. Unless your advertising contains a big idea, it will pass like a ship in the night. I doubt if more than one campaign in a hundred contains a big idea.
David Ogilvy

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
George Bernard Shaw

If Socialism can only be realized when the intellectual development of all the people permits it, then we shall not see Socialism for at least five hundred years.
Vladimir Lenin

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Lewis Carroll

I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
Emo Philips

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
Fred Allen

I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
Josh Billings