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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Bob Hope Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. Horace Walpole Humor is just another defense against the universe. Mel Brooks And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit. Bobby Knight Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. Robert Collier Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here. Harry S. Truman Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. Virginia Woolf There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. H. L. Mencken Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end. Eminem A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. Henry Ward Beecher Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom. Tim Allen Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. Francis Bacon Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too. Jimmy Buffett My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor. Dane Cook Wit is the lowest form of humor. Alexander Pope Cynicism is humor in ill health. H. G. Wells Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. So if it is correct to say that humor was stamped out in Nazi Germany, that does not mean that people were not in good spirits, or anything of that sort, but something much deeper and more important. Ludwig Wittgenstein Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and with more real resignation to the necessary course of things, than any whining Christian ever dyed with pretended resignation to the will of God. Adam Smith There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. Robert Benchley Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all. Anne Morrow Lindbergh |
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