If I win and get the money, then the Oakland Police department is going to buy a boys' home, me a house, my family a house, and a Stop Police Brutality Center.
Tupac Shakur

Do you think it is only a little thing to possess a house from which lovely things can be seen?
Saint Teresa

When a member of the House moves over to the Senate, he raises the IQ of both bodies.
Everett Dirksen

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.
Jay Leno

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I weep for the liberty of my country when I see at this early day of its successful experiment that corruption has been imputed to many members of the House of Representatives, and the rights of the people have been bartered for promises of office.
Andrew Jackson

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
David Letterman

If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression.
Jim Carrey

I wish to assure you that there can never be any return to the state of armed conflict which existed before our commitment to peace and the democratic process of election under the Lancaster House agreement.
Robert Mugabe

A house must be built on solid foundations if it is to last. The same principle applies to man, otherwise he too will sink back into the soft ground and becomes swallowed up by the world of illusion.
Sai Baba

The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment: the red carpet, the green lawn, the white house, the leaden sky. The new president and his first lady.
Richard M. Nixon

There will be no whitewash in the White House.
Richard M. Nixon

The pictures of my family were designed to be on a family wall, they were supposed to be together. It was supposed to copy my mother's wall in her house.
Annie Leibovitz

And I started with this: I have not painted at all my childhood. In fact, I never painted. But I helped my father who was a house painter and decorative painter. He made stage sets, he made glass paintings, he made everything.
Josef Albers

The opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.
H. L. Mencken

Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.
Henry Ward Beecher

Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
Ambrose Bierce

Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.
Conan O'Brien