No house should ever be on a hill or on anything. It should be of the hill. Belonging to it. Hill and house should live together each the happier for the other.
Frank Lloyd Wright

Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral.
Frank Lloyd Wright

What is the price of experience? Do men buy it for a song? Or wisdom for a dance in the street? No, it is bought with the price of all the man hath, his house, his wife, his children.
William Blake

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
Chris Rock

The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.
Dennis Miller

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen

Can anyone understand how it is to have lived in the White House and then, suddenly, to be living alone as the President's widow?
Jackie Kennedy

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henny Youngman

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'
Bill Maher

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.
Bill Maher

My father wouldn't get us a TV, he wouldn't allow a TV in the house.
Janis Joplin

I've said many a time that I think the Un-American Activities Committee in the House of Representatives was the most un-American thing in America!
Harry S. Truman

If I hadn't been President of the United States, I probably would have ended up a piano player in a bawdy house.
Harry S. Truman

The White House is the finest prison in the world.
Harry S. Truman

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."
Joan Rivers

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
George Bernard Shaw

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Phyllis Diller

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.
Bud Abbott

My mother was determined to make us independent. When I was four years old, she stopped the car a few miles from our house and made me find my own way home across the fields. I got hopelessly lost.
Richard Branson

Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.
Calvin Coolidge