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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.
George Bernard Shaw
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
Drinking bear is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
So I'm more at home with my backpack, sleeping in a hotel room or on a bus or on an airplane, than I am necessarily on a bed. It's weird being here. It feels like I'm standing next to my real life.
I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid.
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room.
It was like I was in a tunnel. Not only the tunnel under the hotel but the whole circuit was a tunnel. I was just going and going, more and more and more and more. I was way over the limit but still able to find even more.
It was Elvis who really got me hooked on beat music. When I heard 'Heartbreak Hotel' I thought, this is it.
I need something truly beautiful to look at in hotel rooms.
I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone else's door. Because I don't want the remnants. I don't want to be caught, like, being like the pig that I was at two in the morning.
Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.
If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best game. And these guys, they'd let me play. And they were black guys.
Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.
Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage.
When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.
Louis C. K.
For the duration of its collective life, or the time during which its identity may be assumed, each class resembles a hotel or an omnibus, always full, but always of different people.
Joseph A. Schumpeter
Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk.
I don't do much else but stay in my hotel room.
Interesting things come your way but as you get older, your lifestyle changes. I don't want to travel; I don't want to be in a hotel room away from my family.
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