Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
Marilyn Monroe

Mickey Mouse popped out of my mind onto a drawing pad 20 years ago on a train ride from Manhattan to Hollywood at a time when business fortunes of my brother Roy and myself were at lowest ebb and disaster seemed right around the corner.
Walt Disney

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Groucho Marx

I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.
Andy Warhol

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
Will Rogers

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
Will Rogers

You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town.
Michael Jackson

Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment.
Joan Crawford

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.
Katharine Hepburn

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
Bob Hope

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
Wilson Mizner

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
Wilson Mizner

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
Lauren Bacall

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Dennis Miller

Hollywood always wanted me to be pretty, but I fought for realism.
Bette Davis

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself.
Jack Nicholson

It's good to experience Hollywood in short bursts, I guess. Little snippets. I don't think I can handle being here all the time, it's pretty nutty.
Johnny Depp

Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories for the purpose of experimentation.
Orson Welles

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
Fred Allen