While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Henny Youngman

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Johnny Depp

Small miseries, like small debts, hit us in so many places, and meet us at so many turns and corners, that what they want in weight, they make up in number, and render it less hazardous to stand the fire of one cannon ball, than a volley composed of such a shower of bullets.
Rudyard Kipling

Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago.
Jack Nicholson

The music industry is a strange combination of having real and intangible assets: pop bands are brand names in themselves, and at a given stage in their careers their name alone can practically gaurantee hit records.
Richard Branson

I love to hit people. I love to.
Mike Tyson

Everybody's got plans... until they get hit.
Mike Tyson

I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.
Mike Tyson

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
Fred Allen

When the first big paycheque with 'Dumb And Dumber' hit, I went: 'Gosh, I wonder if this will affect my performance. Will I do a take and think, was that worth $7 million?' But that never happened. If anything, it made me rebel against that thing when people who get rich start playing it safe.
Jim Carrey

My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where the whole family had to work as security guards and janitors. And I just got angry.
Jim Carrey

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Fame hit me like a ton of bricks.
Eminem

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Lee Trevino

In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.
Lee Trevino

I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.
Lee Trevino

I've seen the ticket, and I still can't believe it. When I see the money, I hope I don't hit the floor.
Judy Garland

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.
Dane Cook

It's fun leading this offense. I don't think we've hit our peak.
Brett Favre

The cast clubs were a big part of it, too. I found I wasn't getting that instant feedback I was used to with a forged blade. The sweet spot is a shade bigger, and when I didn't hit the ball dead center, I didn't know it, because it still felt great.
Payne Stewart