Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, "Make me feel important." Not only will you succeed in sales, you will succeed in life.
Mary Kay Ash

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
Chanakya

The world is put back by the death of every one who has to sacrifice the development of his or her peculiar gifts to conventionality.
Florence Nightingale

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
Phyllis Diller

A great social success is a pretty girl who plays her cards as carefully as if she were plain.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Her body calculated to a millimeter to suggest a bud yet guarantee a flower.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Beauty is truth's smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror.
Rabindranath Tagore

By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower.
Rabindranath Tagore

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
Bette Midler

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction.
Virginia Woolf

If we help an educated man's daughter to go to Cambridge are we not forcing her to think not about education but about war? - not how she can learn, but how she can fight in order that she might win the same advantages as her brothers?
Virginia Woolf

This soul, or life within us, by no means agrees with the life outside us. If one has the courage to ask her what she thinks, she is always saying the very opposite to what other people say.
Virginia Woolf

I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.
Emo Philips

A woman one loves rarely suffices for all our needs, so we deceive her with another whom we do not love.
Marcel Proust

The charms of the passing woman are generally in direct proportion to the swiftness of her passing.
Marcel Proust

I never really got on that well with Yoko anyway. Strangely enough, I only started to get to know her after John's death.
Paul McCartney

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
Jay Leno

Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.
Mike Tyson

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Fred Allen

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson