There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.
Ernest Hemingway

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back.
Dale Carnegie

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther

Neurotics complain of their illness, but they make the most of it, and when it comes to talking it away from them they will defend it like a lioness her young.
Sigmund Freud

Human subtlety will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct than does nature because in her inventions nothing is lacking, and nothing is superfluous.
Leonardo da Vinci

Nature never breaks her own laws.
Leonardo da Vinci

Experience does not err. Only your judgments err by expecting from her what is not in her power.
Leonardo da Vinci

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.
Joan Crawford

I think the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.
Joan Crawford

Not to help justice in her need would be an impiety.
Plato

Where there are large powers with little ambition... nature may be said to have fallen short of her purposes.
Jonathan Swift

Only God Himself fully appreciates the influence of a Christian mother in the molding of character in her children.
Billy Graham

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Rodney Dangerfield

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Rodney Dangerfield

Well Brooke, I've always liked her, and when I was little I used to stay with Diana Ross, me and my brothers stayed with her for years and I never said, but I always had a crush on her.
Michael Jackson

Elizabeth Taylor is gorgeous, beautiful, and she still is today, I'm crazy about her.
Michael Jackson

I soothe my conscience now with the thought that it is better for hard words to be on paper than that Mummy should carry them in her heart.
Anne Frank