We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.
Jack Black

Aristotle uses a mother's love for her child as the prime example of love or friendship.
Mortimer Adler

Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at the sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground.
Zora Neale Hurston

Bastard Freedom waves Her fustian flag in mockery over slaves.
Thomas Moore

Truth is a demure lady, much too ladylike to knock you on your head and drag you to her cave. She is there, but people must want her, and seek her out.
William F. Buckley, Jr.

Truth should not be forced; it should simply manifest itself, like a woman who has in her privacy reflected and coolly decided to bestow herself upon a certain man.
John Updike

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.
Jerry Lewis

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
Jerry Lewis

Virtue could see to do what Virtue would by her own radiant light, though sun and moon where in the flat sea sunk.
John Milton

Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy of him that brought her birth.
John Milton

Let not England forget her precedence of teaching nations how to live.
John Milton

I am following Nature without being able to grasp her, I perhaps owe having become a painter to flowers.
Claude Monet

I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came up to talk to me. Later I found out they were telling their boyfriends, 'If you talk to her, I'll kill you.' It's always rough with that high school thing.
Christina Aguilera

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right.
John Donne

I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.
Dale Earnhardt

The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person - her husband.
Lady Bird Johnson

If Britney would paint her ass green, I'm sure you could spot green asses all over LA as soon as the word was out.
Billie Joe Armstrong

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
Kathy Griffin

No padlocks, bolts, or bars can secure a maiden better than her own reserve.
Miguel de Cervantes

Science has fulfilled her function when she has ascertained and enunciated truth.
Thomas Huxley