Every man is his own hell.
H. L. Mencken

Love can consign us to hell or to paradise, but it always takes us somewhere.
Paulo Coelho

One may no more live in the world without picking up the moral prejudices of the world than one will be able to go to hell without perspiring.
H. L. Mencken

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
Adam Sandler

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
Victor Hugo

Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly.
Victor Hugo

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!
Jon Stewart

Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails.
Clarence Darrow

I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a lot more if I had been understood.
Clarence Darrow

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
H. G. Wells

The remarks about my reaching the age of Social Security and coming to the end of the road, they jolted me. And that was good. Because I sure as hell had no intention of just sitting around for the rest of my life. So I'd whip out the paints and really go to it.
Norman Rockwell

I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays!
Norman Rockwell

I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.
Isaac Asimov

Hell is yourself and the only redemption is when a person puts himself aside to feel deeply for another person.
Tennessee Williams

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
Tennessee Williams

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
Dick Gregory

On the subject of Osama bin Laden... we will track him down. We will capture him. We will bring him to justice, and I will follow him to the gates of hell.
John McCain

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?
Jon Bon Jovi