The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.
Helen Keller

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
Pablo Picasso

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
Steven Wright

When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.
Andy Warhol

I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.
Andy Warhol

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Ogden Nash

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Ogden Nash

I really haven't had that exciting of a life. There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life. So I pretty much like to make it up. I'd rather tell a story about somebody else.
Kurt Cobain

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. Fields

Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
William Shakespeare

Desire of having is the sin of covetousness.
William Shakespeare

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.
Lou Holtz

If the United States of America or Britain is having elections, they don't ask for observers from Africa or from Asia. But when we have elections, they want observers.
Nelson Mandela

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard.
Robert Frost

The reward of a thing well done is having done it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

A great part of courage is the courage of having done the thing before.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is my desire, in the office of a Christian minister, to do nothing which I cannot do with my whole heart. Having said this, I have said all.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world.
Aristotle

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde

I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'.
Ted Turner