My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.
Layne Staley

I haven't read anything but regurgitated rumors. Nothing new, and nothing true.
Layne Staley

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven't yet met.
William Butler Yeats

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet.
Niels Bohr

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.
Lee Trevino

Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.
Conan O'Brien

I think there's something peculiar about me that I haven't died. It doesn't make sense but I refuse to die.
Judy Garland

If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, its just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
Rose Kennedy

I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President.
William J. Clinton

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
Casey Stengel

Some folks think I painted Lincoln from life, but I haven't been around that long. Not quite.
Norman Rockwell

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
Will Smith

I can't dislike you, but I will say this to you: you haven't got long before you are all going to kill yourselves, because you are all crazy. And you can project it back at me, but I am only what lives inside each and every one of you.
Charles Manson

I haven't had the time to plan returning to the scene because I haven't left it.
Mick Jagger

I'm fortunate now that I coach at Duke University and we've won a lot. I have some kids who haven't failed that much. But when they get to college, they're going to fail some time. That's a thing that I can help them the most with.
Mike Krzyzewski

Nobody sees a flower really; it is so small. We haven't time, and to see takes time - like to have a friend takes time.
Georgia O'Keeffe

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
Alfred Hitchcock

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.
Samuel L. Jackson

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
Brian Clough

I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care.
Tyra Banks