I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield

It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet I keep them, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Anne Frank

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Langston Hughes

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
Steve Martin

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope

There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot of great movies that haven't. You just do the best you can.
Clint Eastwood

I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.
Lucille Ball

I would have liked having children to some degree, but frankly I haven't got the time to take the kids to the goddamn ballgame.
Albert Ellis

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
George Bernard Shaw

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life.
Jack Nicholson

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.
Bud Abbott

You haven't lost anything when you know were it is. Death can hide but not divide.
Vance Havner

Capitalism should not be condemned, since we haven't had capitalism.
Ron Paul

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
Fred Allen

When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention.
Lyndon B. Johnson

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.
Josh Billings

I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.
Josh Billings

I haven't been as wild with my money as somebody like me might have been. I've been very safe, very conservative with investments. I don't blow money. I don't have a ton of houses. I know things can go away. I've already had that experience.
Jim Carrey