The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
Joe Rogan

The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field.
Earl Weaver

I am a writer who happens to love women. I am not a lesbian who happens to write.
Jeanette Winterson

Always in my books, I like to throw that rogue element into a stable situation and then see what happens.
Jeanette Winterson

Prostitution happens to you because of troubles you had. In reality no woman would choose to do that.
Catherine Deneuve

But if somebody dies, if something happens to you, there is a normal process of depression, it is part of being human, and some people view it as a learning experience etc.
Bob Geldof

A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.
Gene Roddenberry

I just throw it out and see what happens. If it sounds and feels right, then I continue.
F. Murray Abraham

News is something that happens that matters to you, which is not most of what we watch on television.
Val Kilmer

Because we do not know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. And yet everything happens only a certain number of times. And a very small number really.
Brandon Lee

Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
Laura Ingalls Wilder

I think sometimes what happens is that all of this feeling out of control manifests itself in trying to control your body; whether it's an eating disorder or talking about getting your nose fixed, as if that's going to be the solution to all the pressure.
Susan Sarandon

We won't really know what will happen until it happens.
Helen Thomas

Seriously. I'm not very bright, and it takes a lot for me to get a concept - to really get a concept. To get it enough that it becomes part of me. But when it happens I get real excited about it.
Alton Brown

But listen, I'm 29-years-old, I'm really lucky to be there and whatever happens I've been really blessed already. I have plenty of awards for this movie and if this was it for me I'd be really content.
Reese Witherspoon

If it happens, it happens... We can't stop living.
Walter Reed

It has nothing to do with swimming. That happens to be my sport. I'm trying to see how far I can go.
Mark Spitz

Nothing, like something, happens anywhere.
Philip Larkin

Nothing happens, and nothing happens, and then everything happens.
Fay Weldon

What happens in the heart simply happens.
Ted Hughes