I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.
Andy Warhol

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
Mitch Hedberg

Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening.
Coco Chanel

Man never legislates, but destinies and accidents, happening in all sorts of ways, legislate in all sorts of ways.
Plato

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Woody Allen

You can't start worrying about what's going to happen. You get spastic enough worrying about what's happening now.
Lauren Bacall

No one can possibly know what is about to happen: it is happening, each time, for the first time, for the only time.
James A. Baldwin

I don't react to a tragic happening any more. I took so many bad things as a kid and some people think I don't care about anything. It's just too hard for me to get emotional. I can't cry no more.
Mike Tyson

It was all about music, about getting your friends to come and see you play. I don't see that same intimacy happening very much today.
Layne Staley

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Johnny Carson

It sometimes feels like a strange movie, you know, it's all so weird that sometimes I wonder if it is really happening.
Eminem

Life is the movie you see through your own eyes. It makes little difference what's happening out there. It's how you take it that counts.
Denis Waitley

Nowadays it is the fashion to emphasize the horrors of the last war. I didn't find it so horrible. There are just as horrible things happening all round us today, if only we had eyes to see them.
Ludwig Wittgenstein

So for you people who are filled with fear that I might someday be released: breathe easy, I don't see it happening.
Charles Manson

Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it.
Robert Benchley

Thinking is the place where intelligent actions begin. We pause long enough to look more carefully at a situation, to see more of its character, to think about why it's happening, to notice how it's affecting us and others.
Margaret J. Wheatley

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message.
Malcolm Muggeridge

Those record companies don't know what's happening at all.
Ritchie Blackmore

Human beings are so made that the ones who do the crushing feel nothing; it is the person crushed who feels what is happening. Unless one has placed oneself on the side of the oppressed, to feel with them, one cannot understand.
Simone Weil