I really had a lot of dreams when I was a kid, and I think a great deal of that grew out of the fact that I had a chance to read a lot.
Bill Gates

I'm sorry that we have to have a Washington presence. We thrived during our first 16 years without any of this. I never made a political visit to Washington and we had no people here. It wasn't on our radar screen. We were just making great software.
Bill Gates

If I'd had some set idea of a finish line, don't you think I would have crossed it years ago?
Bill Gates

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his.
Helen Keller

All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.
Walt Disney

It's no secret that we were sticking just about every nickel we had on the chance that people would really be interested in something totally new and unique in the field of entertainment.
Walt Disney

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Groucho Marx

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Groucho Marx

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
Steven Wright

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
Steven Wright

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
Steven Wright

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Steven Wright

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
Steven Wright

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
Steven Wright

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Steven Wright

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
Andy Warhol

I always wished I had died, and I still wish that, because I could have gotten the whole thing over with.
Andy Warhol