I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man.
Dwight L. Moody

It is a masterpiece of the devil to make us believe that children cannot understand religion. Would Christ have made a child the standard of faith if He had known that it was not capable of understanding His words?
Dwight L. Moody

A rule I have had for years is: to treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have.
Dwight L. Moody

Early in life I had noticed that no event is ever correctly reported in a newspaper.
George Orwell

Oceania was at war with Eurasia; therefore Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia.
George Orwell

They thought that athletes that worked out with my system wouldn't be able to throw a ball because they'd be too muscle bound. Those are the misconceptions I had to go through for about 40 years.
Jack LaLanne

Fugitive slaves were rare then, and as a fugitive slave lecturer, I had the advantage of being the first one out.
Frederick Douglass

I had rather be first in a village than second at Rome.
Julius Caesar

The goal is to live a full, productive life even with all that ambiguity. No matter what hap- pens, whether the cancer never flares up again or whether you die, the important thing is that the days that you have had you will have lived.
Gilda Radner

I have made this letter longer than usual, only because I have not had the time to make it shorter.
Blaise Pascal

The present letter is a very long one, simply because I had no leisure to make it shorter.
Blaise Pascal

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else.
John Keats

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
Dennis Miller

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen

What is sad for women of my generation is that they weren't supposed to work if they had families. What were they going to do when the children are grown - watch the raindrops coming down the window pane?
Jackie Kennedy

He didn't even have the satisfaction of being killed for civil rights. it had to be some silly little Communist.
Jackie Kennedy

I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.
Lucille Ball

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Lord Byron