Australians were unique due to our corals, our apples, our gum trees and our kangaroos.
Harold Edward Holt

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.
Persis Khambatta

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.
Hank Ketcham

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
Emo Philips

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
Mitch Hedberg

I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that.
Hilary Duff

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.
Emo Philips

It's changed throughout the years, but at one time I was a really big bubble gum ice cream fan. I'd spit the bubble gum pieces in a cup and then collect them.
Timothy Olyphant

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
Jerry Springer

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson

On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser.
Cecil Beaton

Presidential candidates don't chew gum.
Theodore C. Sorensen

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
Liam Gallagher

Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes.
John Mason Brown

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright

The president of the United States actually has to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.
John Edwards

This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.
Elbert Hubbard

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright

What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine.
James Lafferty