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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself.
Benjamin Franklin

Happiness, Yourself, Catch

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Bette Davis

Again, Dead, Year

To use the same words is not a sufficient guarantee of understanding; one must use the same words for the same genus of inward experience; ultimately one must have one's experiences in common.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Experience, Words, Same

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one.
Ernest Hemingway

Cannot, Problem, Moral

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Clint Eastwood

Love means to commit yourself without guarantee.
Anne Campbell

Love, Yourself, Means

Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity.
H. P. Lovecraft

Strong, Feelings, Together

And let me make this very clear - unlike President Obama, I will not raise taxes on the middle class. As president, I will protect the sanctity of life. I will honor the institution of marriage. And I will guarantee America's first liberty: the freedom of religion.
Mitt Romney

Life, Marriage, Religion

Ignoring a child's disrespect is the surest guarantee that it will continue.
Fred G. Gosman

Child, Disrespect, Continue

Help others and give something back. I guarantee you will discover that while public service improves the lives and the world around you, its greatest reward is the enrichment and new meaning it will bring your own life.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Life, Greatest, Help

Credit is a system whereby a person who can not pay gets another person who can not pay to guarantee that he can pay.
Charles Dickens

Person, Another, System

Everyone has people in their lives that are gay, lesbian or transgender or bisexual. They may not want to admit it, but I guarantee they know somebody.
Billie Jean King

Gay, May, Lesbian

A person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. Like a person with two wooden legs getting another person with two wooden legs to guarantee that he has got two natural legs. It don't make either of them able to do a walking-match.
Charles Dickens

Person, Two, Another

If we get our self-esteem from superficial places, from our popularity, appearance, business success, financial situation, health, any of these, we will be disappointed, because no one can guarantee that we'll have them tomorrow.
Kathy Ireland

Success, Health, Business

No nation ever had an army large enough to guarantee it against attack in time of peace, or ensure it of victory in time of war.
Calvin Coolidge

Peace, Time, War

The great thing about being a print journalist is that you are permitted to duck. Cameramen get killed while the writers are flat on the floor. A war correspondent for the BBC dedicated his memoir to 50 fallen colleagues, and I guarantee you they were all taking pictures. I am only alive because I am such a chicken.
P. J. O'Rourke

Great, War, Alive

Invest three percent of your income in yourself (self-development) in order to guarantee your future.
Brian Tracy

Future, Yourself, Three

Her body calculated to a millimeter to suggest a bud yet guarantee a flower.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Flower, Her, Body

As long as you have capital punishment there is no guarantee that innocent people won't be put to death.
Paul Simon

Death, Long, Put

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
Irving Kristol

Equality, Democracy, Conditions

Enjoy your sweat because hard work doesn't guarantee success, but without it you don't have a chance.
Alex Rodriguez

Success, Work, Hard

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?
Noel Coward

Less, Reliable, Afterlife

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
Chris Farley

Crazy, Point, Fairy

If my future were determined just by my performance on a standardized test, I wouldn't be here. I guarantee you that.
Michelle Obama

Future, Here, Test

If you want to have sustained joy, you have to not only make sure that you think right, but you also have to make decisions now that are going to guarantee some joy in the future.
Joyce Meyer

Future, Joy, Decisions

I have nowhere claimed nor even implied that unbelief is a guarantee of good conduct or even an indicator of it.
Christopher Hitchens

Good, Nor, Conduct

To every people the land is given on condition. Perceived or not, there is a Covenant, beyond the constitution, beyond sovereign guarantee, beyond the nation's sweetest dreams of itself.
Leonard Cohen

Dreams, Nation, Beyond

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's all. It doesn't guarantee our rights to charity.
Jesse Ventura

Life, Happiness, Liberty

The best way to guarantee a loss is to quit.
Morgan Freeman

Best, Loss, Quit

So there's no guarantee if you like the music you will empathize with the culture and the people who made it. It doesn't necessarily happen. I think it can, but it doesn't necessarily happen. Which is kind of a shame.
David Byrne

Music, Happen, Made

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