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Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
I just got one last thing, I urge all of you, all of you, to enjoy your life, the precious moments you have. To spend each day with some laughter and some thought, to get you're emotions going.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help... Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
No man ever got very high by pulling other people down. The intelligent merchant does not knock his competitors. The sensible worker does not work those who work with him. Don't knock your friends. Don't knock your enemies. Don't knock yourself.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
I like to think my dad was easygoing and kind, and I think some of those things have been passed down. I am like him in a sense of being positive and hopeful. He was compassionate, and I've got a lot of that in me as well.
We've got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
Al Qaeda is still a threat. We cannot pretend somehow that because Barack Hussein Obama got elected as president, suddenly everything is going to be OK.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking you in the face. Don't trust that conventional idea. Dishonesty will stare honesty out of countenance any day in the week, if there is anything to be got by it.
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
I just think it is important that you realize , that you're the best in the world. Whether you are a Democrat or Republican or whether you're libertarian or whatever, you are the best. And we should not ever forget that. And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
It takes more than just a good looking body. You've got to have the heart and soul to go with it.
Don't judge me. You wanna judge me, put on a black gown and get a gavel. Get in line with the rest of them that's about to judge me. I got court dates every other month. It's me against the world - that's how I feel.
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
The day I'm inaugurated, this country looks at itself differently and the world looks at America differently. If you believe that we've got to heal America and we've got to repair our standing in the world, then I think my supporters believe that I am a messenger who can deliver that message around the world in a way that no other candidate can do.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
Everybody's got plans... until they get hit.
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.
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