Once you 'got' Pop, you could never see a sign again the same way again. And once you thought Pop, you could never see America the same way again.
Andy Warhol

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
Will Rogers

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
Will Rogers

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
Will Rogers

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will Rogers

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers

If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I'm not afraid of dying. Total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope I've got.
Kurt Cobain

Reputation is an idle and most false imposition; oft got without merit, and lost without deserving.
William Shakespeare

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
Lou Holtz

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got.
Peter Drucker

I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.
Erma Bombeck

What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?
Henry David Thoreau

The law will never make a man free; it is men who have got to make the law free.
Henry David Thoreau

What's the use of a fine house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?
Henry David Thoreau

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.
Mitch Hedberg

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
Mitch Hedberg

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Mitch Hedberg