I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it.
Lyndon B. Johnson

You've got to work things out in the cloakroom, and when you've got them worked out, you can debate a little before you vote.
Lyndon B. Johnson

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
Josh Billings

We've got the children so we have to deal with each other because we have to deal with children's problems, you know, and our own problems. But some days it's fine, and then some days we just are at each other's throat.
Ringo Starr

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.
Josh Billings

I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.
Josh Billings

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
Josh Billings

And I came back and it was great, 'cuz George had set up all these flowers all over the studio saying welcome home. So then we got it together again. I always felt it was better on the White one for me. We were more like a band, you know.
Ringo Starr

I've got big shoes to fill. This is my chance to do something. I have to seize the moment.
Andrew Jackson

The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
David Letterman

Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?
David Letterman

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.
Don Adams

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.
Don Adams

I've discovered I've got this preoccupation with ordinary people pursued by large forces.
Steven Spielberg

My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where the whole family had to work as security guards and janitors. And I just got angry.
Jim Carrey

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
Jim Carrey

If you've got a talent, protect it.
Jim Carrey

There is no doubt that life is given us, not to be enjoyed, but to be overcome; to be got over.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Andrew Wood's death changed things for a few weeks. I probably got even heavier into drugs after that.
Layne Staley