Golf Course Quotes

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Groucho Marx

Feeling, Golf, Doctor

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Billy Graham

Time, Golf, Prayers

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Lee Trevino

God, Storm, Afraid

Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.
Tiger Woods

Honesty, Matter, Golf

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron

Baseball, Three, Golf

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Politics, Learn, President

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
Red Skelton

Friends, Golf, Run

I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.
Tiger Woods

Successful, Around, Off

You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a golf course.
Jello Biafra

Money, Football, Poor

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
Adam Carolla

Gay, Real, Golf

One of my school friends' parents owned a minigolf course, and a bunch of us kids would play there all day in the summer. Two-under deuces was a good score.
Jack Nicholson

Good, School, Parents

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
Jack Nicklaus

Golf, Kid, Behave

Pete Dye introduced me to golf course design back in the 1960's. He came to my hometown Columbus, Ohio to work on The Golf Club.
Jack Nicklaus

Work, Design, Golf

I think that Pebble Beach is my favorite golf course to go to. I think Augusta is my favorite place to go play golf.
Jack Nicklaus

Play, Place, Golf

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots.
Ted Allen

Nothing, Rather, Golf

A golf course should aspire to generate as much energy as it consumes - golf should be leading the way toward energy net zero.
Thomas Friedman

Energy, Golf, Toward

Every golf course should have its carbon rating on the scorecard, alongside its Course Rating, Slope, par and yardage.
Thomas Friedman

Golf, Alongside, Rating

Well, I think that Augusta is not the same golf course that I grew up on. Bobby Jones' philosophy was giving you space off the tee; if you put it in the right side of the fairway, you ended up getting the right angle to the green.
Jack Nicklaus

Giving, Philosophy, Same

A Nicklaus Design golf course is done by the guys in my company that I work with, that have been trained in my vision, and they do what they think I might do. They might come in the office and ask me questions and I'd certainly answer their questions, but I'm not involved in the site visits or anything else.
Jack Nicklaus

Work, Design, Done

If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.
Lewis Black

Off, Days, Week

I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.
Lewis Black

Father, Playing, Started

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
Ray Romano

Good, God, Tell

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.
Lee Trevino

Person, Talk, Off

I'm very excited every time I'm at Augusta National. It's such a beautiful and fabulous golf course.
Yani Tseng

Time, Beautiful, Golf

I learn my lines while on the golf course. I try to do two or three things at once. I have ideas for books all the time, I have ideas for paintings all the time, and I write them all down. I take my sketchpad and my iPad, which I design on, and I do sit down and do specific tasks at specific times.
Jane Seymour

Time, Design, Down

Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor.
Martin Sheen

Humor, Sense, Difficult

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.
Jean Giraudoux

Universe, Possible, Golf

They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.
Fuzzy Zoeller

Talk, Golf, Eye

Everyone I built a course for thinks they have the best golf course in the world and I'm very pleased and proud of that.
Arnold Palmer

Best, Proud, Everyone

Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.
Bill Murray

Play, Rather, Comedy

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