I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police.
Robert Stack

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
Ben Hogan

I played golf all over Detroit.
Smokey Robinson

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

I tell people retirement isn't what you think. You are going to sit around and waste your life, you can only golf so much. To stay young, you have to stay in the mix.
Ron Rice

I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg.
Dougray Scott

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.
Jay Mohr

I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong.
Karrie Webb

I think travel is probably the downside of playing professional golf, but you've got to do it.
Karrie Webb

I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot.
Shia LaBeouf

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
Jeff Foxworthy

I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.
Shia LaBeouf

I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it.
Mac Davis

I went and took golf lessons so Dad would let me play with him. I was just terrible... but I was able to have a wonderful time just walking around with Dad. I can see the real pleasure of that game.
David Hyde Pierce

I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf.
Jack Lemon

I'd like to design something like a city or a museum. I want to do something hands on rather than just play golf which is the sport of the religious right.
Brad Pitt

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.
Lee Trevino

I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf.
Tiger Woods

I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.
Jeremy London

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Groucho Marx