Golf is played with the arms.
Sam Snead

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
A. A. Milne

Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.
Ben Crenshaw

Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.
Westbrook Pegler

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.
Lee Trevino

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
Don Herold

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
Stephen Leacock

Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out.
Princess Anne

Golf will grow so long as it's fun.
Tom Watson

Golf without bunkers and hazards would be tame and monotonous. So would life.
B. C. Forbes

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
P. G. Wodehouse

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
P. G. Wodehouse

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Al Boliska

He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.
Jack Nicklaus

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.
Mickey Mantle

Hit the ball pretty solid. Haven't played a lot of golf this year, so was really unsure of what it would be like. I've been playing pretty well lately, especially hitting the ball solid.
Trent Dilfer

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger Woods

How can you get tired of playing golf?
Raymond Floyd

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.
Lee Trevino