Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
Harvey Penick

Golf is a better game played downhill.
Jack Nicklaus

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
William Wordsworth

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Woodrow Wilson

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.
Paul Harvey

Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five.
Will Harvey

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain

Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will.
Henry Cotton

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
Gary Player

Golf is a search for perfection, for balance. It's about meditation and concentration. You have to use hand and brain.
Celine Dion

Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.
Amy Alcott

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
Tommy Armour

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
Arnold Palmer

Golf is fundamentally about being honest. I see people hit eight shots and tell me they shot five. I never say a word. It is a reminder to me of what is at stake.
Martin Sheen

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.
Tony Lema

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
Buddy Hackett

Golf is my boyfriend right now.
Karrie Webb

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
Ben Hogan

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop