A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors.
Frank Butler

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.
Jean Giraudoux

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.
Harry Vardon

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
Jack Nicklaus

A lot of my buddies also played golf, but when it came to going to the beach or on the boat and chasing girls, they usually went that way and I went to the golf course.
Mike Weir

All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?
Willie Nelson

All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.
Mickey Gilley

All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
Eric Linklater

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry

And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not going to believe in the golf story, you're not going to believe in the rest of the film. That's the whole movie, so if that swing looks like crap, the movie's crap.
Shia LaBeouf

Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself.
Martin Sheen

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
Andy Rooney

Art is not predictable. Art is not golf, as great as that may be. There are 360 degrees of choice to make.
Tina Weymouth

As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun.
Tiger Woods

As we all know... golf is a puzzle without an answer.
Gary Player

At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes.
Tea Leoni

Being away for the weekends, and me being the international player that I have been for those 30 years, I've spent a lot more time flying around the world, playing different golf tournaments around the world.
Greg Norman

Both of us played basketball, and I played tennis and my knees are done. Now if you ask us head-to-head who wins at golf, I'm asking for a couple of strokes.
Michael Wilbon

But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we've got four excellent courses.
Darrell Royal

But I think the guys are very happy to accommodate the people and that's part of golf in general.
Bernhard Langer