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I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
One of the downsides of being famous is that folks pay far more attention to you than they should. American celebrities are constantly under surveillance, and every word they say is subject to scrutiny. So, be careful what you wish for if you desire fame. No human being should be a goldfish.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
A few years ago, the city council of Monza, Italy, barred pet owners from keeping goldfish in curved bowls... saying that it is cruel to keep a fish in a bowl with curved sides because, gazing out, the fish would have a distorted view of reality. But how do we know we have the true, undistorted picture of reality?
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
I wouldn't mind turning into a vermilion goldfish.
I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.
When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.
I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl.
I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.
Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl, except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.
In my early career I was like a goldfish. Rejection didn't affect me; I'd just forget how bad it was and keep going back for more.
In the next shot the cameras zoomed to the fiancee who noticed the lights in the Czarina's room go out and the camera then turned to the pond where two goldfish were making love.
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.
I have pets, but they're the really ordinary sort - yellow Labrador, tabby cat, white rabbit, a few goldfish - that kind of stuff. Nothing very... extravagant or unusual or exotic, but I find, in terms of inspiration, Mother Nature is just it.
As a person with the retentive mental capacity of a goldfish and a dislike of repetition, I frequently make use of the thesaurus built into my Microsoft Word U.K. Software.
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.
Kingman Brewster, Jr.
A loach can't emulate a goldfish. Because of my looks, the public support rating for us won't rise.
Performers are the neediest people in the world. Unless you've been in that goldfish bowl - nobody can judge unless they've worn those shoes.
When I was a teenager, I wanted to be a portrait painter. As I got to be older, I realized that as a portrait painter I wouldn't be able to support a goldfish.
A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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