When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.
Hunter S. Thompson

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
Jim Morrison

I've always believed no matter how many shots I miss, I'm going to make the next one.
Jonathan Swift

I've been here before and will come again, but I'm not going this trip through.
Bob Marley

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.
Billy Graham

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
Rodney Dangerfield

And I remember going to the record studio and there was a park across the street and I'd see all the children playing and I would cry because it would make me sad that I would have to work instead.
Michael Jackson

I'm not going to be lectured to.
Ann Coulter

Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.
Ann Coulter

As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.
Donald Trump

If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big.
Donald Trump

I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
Donald Trump

Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting. And you don't do that by sitting around.
Katharine Hepburn

I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Emily Dickinson

We have also arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces.
Carl Sagan

I can remember loving to recruit. I knew I was going to do my best. But traveling and recruiting doesn't appeal to me any more. It's not as much fun as it used to be.
Bear Bryant

If we'd beaten 'em, I wouldn't be going out.
Bear Bryant